Movalbe Type, trackback, ping, blogosphere, blog.
这些单词是不是很眼熟？如果把他们放在歌词里，用hiphop节奏唱出来是不是很好玩！
I Know Why the Unicorn Cries
(beat courtesy of Vast Aire’s “Look Mom No Hands”, additional samples added by Jay Smooth in Cool Edit Pro)
PRIMO-STYLE COLLAGE INTRO
FIRST VERSE, STARTING WITH OBLIGATORY BIGGIE REFERENCE:
first things first, Ms. Hopper: ha ha, you’re funny
amusing – but your emo ego is due for bruising tonight
cuz we’re never losing a fight
we keep it tight, featured site up at movable type
I fill suckaz all over the blogosphere with dread
walk mean streets these geeks fear to tread
but every now and then I hear footsteps behind me
another small timer like yourself getting grimy
tiny.abstract about to catch a clapback
next time you post about me, watch your trackback
cuz I’m about to ping you with the real
when a unicorn cries tell me how does it feel?
CHORUS:
punk unicorn!
from your eye drops a tear!
sucka unicorn!
from your eye drops a tear!
REPEAT
SECOND VERSE:
you think your tiny sucky blog makin me feel fear?
I get more hits in a week than you get all year
you cry a tear cuz you’re jealous about my fame
talk a good one but never call me out by name
it’s just a shame, I dunno why you think that you could reckon with me
I represent New York, you’re in the second city
small time dropping small thoughts for small minds
up against THE GREATEST HIP-HOP BLOG OF ALL TIME!? (portentous echo)
you better call time like chris webber
cuz it only gets better when this veteran gets clever and spits
i’m severin arteries mercy has never been part of me
so if you ask me to i’ll enjoy thrashing you heartily in every post I make
roasting fakes you and your team are artificial
like the cream in the middle of hostess cakes
and that makes a tasty meal
so when i eat a unicorn tell me how does it feel?
CHORUS
FADE OUT